Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.