Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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High finance.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!