Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Grill Cheese Jokes More Grill Cheese Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?