Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?