Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.