Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"