Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.