What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Zoo Keeper Jokes More Zoo Keeper Jokes

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe