What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.