Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.