A "groan" man...
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
You give her a test-tickle.
Urine trouble!
Your chron-tact.
because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
A groan man.