How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.