Because you should never drink and derive.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because you can't drink and derive
They told him he was good at deriving
For drinking and deriving.
Derive, derive, derive!
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
for drinking and deriving
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
He derives!
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A prime rib.
Prime Rib
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Cause beer is made with hops.
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Because they might peel!
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
He works it out with a pencil.
They both have problems finding x.
A good time )
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D
Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"
