Because you should never drink and derive.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because you can't drink and derive
They told him he was good at deriving
For drinking and deriving.
Derive, derive, derive!
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
for drinking and deriving
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
He derives!
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
A good time )
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
Pover-tea.
Chardon-neigh
A prime rib.
Prime Rib
The fourth wall
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
They just work it out with a pencil!
1)/8"
The doctor said it was all in her head
He dies in his LA home at 82.
Because everyone there hates integration.
He gets stumped.
