What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Derive Jokes More Derive Jokes

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?