Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Asian President Jokes More Asian President Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

4 Hour Jokes More 4 Hour Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.