Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.