What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

A: Don't wind it.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.