What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting