Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.