Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.