Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

How much longer do I have doc?

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.