Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans