What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"