Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.