Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.