Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...