How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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A buck an ear

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Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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One brightly shines...

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The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.