How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Sparkle Jokes More Sparkle Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.