Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.