Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
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because Ken always came in another box.
because he always came in another box.
Give him test tickles.
Because Ken came in a different box.
Because Ken came in another box.
HOWAREYOUKEN?!
Ken came in a different box.
He's a chic Ken.
Because Ken always came in another box.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
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Give her a couple of test tickles...
Give it two test-tickles!
IMMM-DUKEN!'"
Sure you can!"
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A: All of them.
By icicles
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
No Drought.**
Texas after a drought.
Because his skeleton was in the closet
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
A. A Barbecue!
