What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.