Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.