Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth