Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest