Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."