Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names