Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.