How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.