How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke