Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.