There is no cod
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Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Pick a cod, any cod!
I've cod a cold."
Search and Destroy.
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Cod dam
Cod red-handed !
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
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This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
lay floss over their eyes
A jelly baby.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
He invited her over to net fish and krill.
Just for the halibut.
Restaurants have better servers.
He was stuffed.
They never want to log off.
A hens nights
They're practically non existent.
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
He gets claustrophobic!
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
