What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.