What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat