What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).