Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.