Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!