Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux