Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

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What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins