Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What do you call Star Wars Spoilers?

Wookie*Leaks.