Clothing Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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Kitchen

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