Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.