Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!