What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit