Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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They got snowed in.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in