Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.