Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry