Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...