What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

Allahbama

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They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

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About 100 French people right now

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Valet.

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Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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French press. (Too soon?)

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They act too paowerful

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Price is right!

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A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press