What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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The execution.

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The execution

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He could not get past the tree!

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A hypocrite!

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French press. (Too soon?)

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press