How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

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Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!