Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor