Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "