What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow