Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.