Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to