Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!