What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun