What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind