What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe